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phlep:

if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you

(Source: tushings, via emilyisles)

sotherewasablonde:

iancrawfords:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

It’s real.

(Source: spacecamps)

(Source: hepkatz, via auditoryslut)

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

(via continualsanitynotlikely)

svveetlemonade:

mfandcjforever:

svveetlemonade:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation 

i agree bethany

who the fuck is bethany

(via fearless-days)